Well that’s another Pppride (see above misspelling) month over and I don’t know about you but I’m shagged out.
NO!
Not in that unbiblical way.
Tired, just shear exhausted
It’s everywhere you go.
you cant move without it being rammed down your throat.
fnarr! fnarr!
But its not over yet we still have Glasgow mardi Gla to endure
Yip its like those racist, sectarian, anti-British protestant, Fenian terrorist Celtic fans that pollute our once great country.
That greet that they don’t have a st paddy’s day in Glasgow at the same time Glasgow city council tax payers are paying for a fortnights “festival” of Irish wallowing in self pity of not being particularly good at war or potato farming, disguised as an racist, sectarian, anti-British protestant, Fenian terrorist hate fest.
So if you cant beat them join them.
So I looked up ibrox pride and found they had a co-chairman called Watty Gaffney, great lets get a hold of him on social media and see if we have some other common ground.
I mean we already have a common interest in Rangers so let get it going and find out what else do we have in common?
I mean we have to do this to eradicate preconceived ideas that all gay men are rampant, sex obsessed, superficial, vacuous, predatory, promiscuous, material, narcissists
Only one way to find out and get the ball rolling. head on down to his twitter likes.
Well to say what I found was Sodom and Gomorrah would be an understatement.
Have a butchers
Below is a screen grab of a video of 2 men engaged in the act of sodomy all ok in the eyes of Elon Musk’s twitter but if you tweet against illegal migrating human trafficking and just stop oil you are sin die
Below is a screen grab of a video of 2 men engaged in the act of Fellatio all ok in the eyes of Elon Musk’s twitter but if you tweet against illegal migrating human trafficking and just stop oil you are sin die
Only kidding the one above is one of mines anybody got money for some crack cocaine?
My regular supplier is in the priory
Now I hear you say why do you waste your time on Follow Follow well I will tell you why this pic above -as many of the others- of a big, auld, smelly, disgusting, unclean, filthy, sweaty, hairy, arse with the slogan eat it
not shag it or fuck it
Eat it!
comes from a term called “tossing your salad” as explained below by mister mark Dingwall
Everyday is a school day
for more detail have a watch at this scary ass motherfucker
Maybe that could be the way to stop Rangers fans singing about being up to their knees in racist, sectarian, anti-British protestant, Fenian terrorist blood?
Stop singing the Billy boys or you’re going to have to toss someone fae Ibrox prides’ big, fat, auld, smelly, disgusting, unclean, filthy, sweaty, hairy, arse salad!
FFS!
If I had a choice right now between the electric chair and tossing a salad … I’d be like
“So where are you plugging in?“
Nil by mouth says:
“We need your hard earned tax money to go into schools and preach our Godless Marxist Leninist anti-British Protestant bullshite”
We don’t need Nil by mouth
We need the toss-salad man in school!
That’ll straighten the kids up!
“Hey Carson, you’ve been singing about the billy boys being up to their knees in racist, sectarian, anti-British protestant, Fenian terrorist blood.“
“You know what you gotta do?”
“Noooooo! Nooooo!
I will not toss the salad! I will not!”
“I will stop singing the billy boys!”
“I PROMISE!”
Anywho after all that filth and depravity, sadly I will not be attending Ibrox pride this year at Glasgow’s mardi gla
But as I said before in my previous blog on this matter.
I’m a tolerant Christian and I will not try to ban your march.
Hopefully God willing it’s pishing with rain if anything to stop these nearly naked sadomasochistic wrong uns from INNOCENT children’s eyes out with their parents shopping.
If only other people would be full of milk of human kindness to other marches at this time of the year.
And by all means keep the term Pride in all that you do
For as us believers know
Pride, also known as hubris or futility.
It is considered the original and worst of the seven deadly sins on almost every list, the most demonic.
It is also thought to be the source of the other capital sins. Pride is the opposite of humility.
Pride has been labeled the father of all sins and has been deemed the devil’s most essential trait.
C.S. Lewis writes in Mere Christianity that pride is the “anti-God” state, the position in which the ego and the self are directly opposed to God:
“Unchastity, anger, greed, drunkenness and all that, are mere fleabites in comparison: it was through Pride that the devil became the devil: Pride leads to every other vice: it is the complete anti-God state of mind.”
Pride is understood to sever the spirit from God, as well as His life-and-grace-giving Presence.
Jonathan Edwards said:
“remember that pride is the worst viper that is in the heart, the greatest disturber of the soul’s peace and sweet communion with Christ; it was the first sin that ever was and lies lowest in the foundation of Satan’s whole building and is the most difficultly rooted out and is the most hidden, secret and deceitful of all lusts and often creeps in, insensibly, into the midst of religion and sometimes under the disguise of humility.”
The modern use of pride may be summed up in the biblical proverb,
“Pride goeth before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” (abbreviated “Pride goes before a fall”, Proverbs 16:18).
The “pride that blinds” causes foolish actions against common sense.
In political analysis, “hubris” is often used to describe how leaders with great power over many years become more and more irrationally self-confident and contemptuous of advice, leading them to act impulsively.
This is Watty the so-called trade unionist cuddling this closeted woman who has done more damage to Scotland than Maggie Thatcher could ever dream about
They’re not even hiding it anymore.
P.s
Some people will find me quoting the bible as the most offensive part of this blog and that is the problem we have in our country today.
“Ibrox Pride goeth before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall”
THE MAN THE BHEASTS CAN'T TAME 