With the revelations of the Paradise papers coming to light this past week the main question I find myself asking is what has Glasgow done to deserve 2 unfunny tax dodging Irish comedies?
Both of them coincidentally created & heavily influenced by men who get some sort thrill -sexually repressed no doubt- out of wearing frocks.
For those of you that don’t know one of the paradise papers scandals involved the BBC ‘Comedy’ Mrs Brown Boys. The gist of it was that Mrs Brown ‘stars’ Patrick Houlihan and Martin and Fiona Delany, took our hard earned licence fee money that we have too pay to the BBC. Squirreled our Great British Pounds away to a company in fucking Mauritius, even though the work was done in Glasgow, then loaned it back to themselves in fucking Dublin or wherever they live thus some how by-passing the United Kingdom and paying no Tax.
No small amount either it has been reported that they diverted more than £2 million into the offshore tax-avoidance scam.
I know, I know what your thinking…………..how the fuck does that shite earn £2 million
It kind of blows that whole Rangers gaining a sporting advantage on the football pitch by using EBT’s argument out of the water. I mean are you telling me Mrs fucking Browns boys hiding their money in Mauritius makes them funnier?
Are they funnier than any other charlatan that passes for a Comedian at Pacific quay CSC oh I don’t know that Janey Goodly for instan………….. well that’s probably not a good example but you get my drift.
Here’s a wee experiment the whole family can play the next time your doon fucking Tescos Go up to to the security guard and say
“See this Mars Bar?”
“Aye”
“Well I’m gonna go over to the self scan and register it as not there but put it in my pocket which is cunningly disguised as an off shore company in Mauritius. Then I’m going to ‘Loan’ it back to myself once I get outside, O.K”
SEE HOW FUCKING FAR YOU GET!
The second was involving Celtic Football Clubs biggest shareholder & de-facto owner Dermot Desmond, a Swiss-based private jet company Execujet. Which was formerly owned by Dermot Desmond for eight years until he sold it in 2015.
Dermot Desmond, has been accused of using an “aggressive” offshore tax avoidance scheme by a leading QC.
No call me auld fashioned but I thought you went to Switzerland to avoid paying tax ….. well it appears that wasn’t good enough for ol’ Dermot Bhoy.
He, according to leaked emails asked a law firm to open an Isle of Man company in 2012 which allowed $1.3m (£1m) in Swiss taxes over three years to be avoided.
Now I know that this is just the first crack in the dam that the uber secret Dermot Desmond has build for himself. This was alluded too by the fact Irish Journalist Matt Cooper popped his wee head up to say he was involved in it.
Irish investigative journalist Matt Cooper, who was sued by Mr Desmond in 2011, told BBC Scotland:
“You don’t become a billionaire unless you are absolutely aggressive in making sure that you make as much profit as you can from your businesses and that you keep as much of that profit for yourself.”
Mr Cooper added that “privacy trumps all” for the Irish billionaire.
He said: “I can only imagine he would feel that these are his private matters that are of no concern to the general public or to the media.
“But there certainly is a public interest in tax avoidance.
“This is one of the major issues internationally I think for a feeling of equality of fairness that there shouldn’t be an elite who are able to minimise the contribution that they are making to the effective running of society at a time when ordinary workers have no opportunity to avoid taxes and they all pay their fair share.”
I also know this is just the start because Dermot Desmond has resorted to type and threatened Lawyers on Mark Daly for daring to shine a light on Brother Walfrid -Peace be upon him- decedent’s shady, morally-bankrupt, business practices.
By playing Bully big baws Dermot Desmond exposed himself further by mentioning in the said letter his shady, shady eastern European bank Rietumu which was fined for facilitating industrial-scale tax evasion in France.
Rietumu bank was not mentioned in the BBC documentary.
I also know that this is just the start because I outed a shit load of financial shenanigans involving Dermot Desmond and his band of merry men -including Mike Ashley- and a bunch of crooked E.U politicians who also appear in the off shore papers, in a blog I did back in 2014 called Operation E.U Tree which you can read by clicking below.
I also know that this is just the start because just 10 minutes of searching and I’ve found another in my humble opinion company like the watch the lady,watch the lady Excujet type.
Ironically this company has not only Financed Execujet but also bailed out the heavily in-debt FAI stadium.
And this has really ripped my knitting.
Because if there’s one mob of Fitbaw fans I despise as much as Celtic its the Republican Ireland scumbags and their puke inducing love me, love me mr nice guy type were only here for de craic to be sure, to be sure, begorrah bullshit myth that is propagated by the likes of Channel 4 news.
Ironically this well help by proxy another set of fans I nearly despise as much as the aforementioned two that is the SNP’s athletic wing, the SFA’s eleven, the So-called Tartan Army.
And I will be revealing it after the Republic of Ireland Vs Denmark game.
I hope the Sons of Laudrups take on the spirit of their Viking ancestors did the last time they went to Dublin- which started out as a Viking settlement- and do the job on the pitch.
But either way the story will be out and I hope it is thoroughly investigated not only by Journalists but the sports governing bodies UEFA and FIFA.
Anyway until then
C’MON THE SON’S OF LAUDRUP NO QUARTER ASKED NO QUARTER GIVEN!!!!!
P.s
And before you write your letter to me Dermot……..
AYE!
I’M A FUCKING RANGERS FAN!
THE MAN THE BHEASTS CAN'T TAME 