It was the first time ever I saw Rangers play Tottenham Hotspur it wasn’t a friendly it was a war
One of the most underrated Rangers’ player, Ian Ferguson, man marked the soon-to-be greatest player in the world Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne out of the game.
But tomorrow will be with extra spice thanks to Mike Ashley’s Pals.
As You all know, I’m a Bible believing Christian now, and I subscribe to Leviticus 18:22
“Thou shalt not lie with the male as one lieth with a woman: for it is abomination.“
From the 1599 Geneva Bible obviously
BUT………
Like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the first, Herself a Protestant member of the reformed religion said
“I have no desire to make windows into men’s souls,”
What you get up to in the privacy of your own home is none of my concern……..
Well, as long as it’s all consenting adults and no farmyard animals are involved.
I will not judge you. God will!
As he will judge us all come judgement day.
Well what a day yesterday was for the famous Glasgow Rangers, no not the win against Blackpool down south
NO!
It was the …….
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“Fantastic” Glasgow’s Pride March AKA. #MardiGLA
This was just one of the pictures from yesterday’s ……..
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Family friendly event promoting Gay “PRIDE”
IF YOU DID THAT AT ANY FOOTBALL STADIUM IN SCOTLAND, YOU WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED AND PUT ON THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTER!
If you did it at Celtic park…..
YOU WOULD GET PROMOTED!
Seriously, though, when do us heterosexuals get our Pride march?
Just imagine, instead of those sexual deviants above on the float
It’s yer auld Maw and Da openly having sex -Good auld British missionary position of course none of yer French and German pish- naked in broad daylight in the middle of the town in front of kids?
Maybe no naked, but yer auld Da would still have his socks on.
Yer auld Maw would have a wee sexy négligée oan above her corset. With a suspender belt, some sexy fishnet suspenders possibly a wee G-string oan oh and a pair of high heels oan oh yes she has to keep on her high heels oan throughout……………….
Sorry, where was I?
I was too busy thinking about yer auld Maw…
Oh, that’s right
Now I’m going to let you into a wee secret
this might come back to bite me on the bum,
NO, NOT IN A GAY PRIDE WAY!
I’m literally being tracked by IRA terrorists for -get this – exposing Paedophilia and anti-British Protestant women and child killing terrorism
Seriously, what I’m about to tell you could be used to harm me.
I’m letting you into one of my secrets and in doing so the IRA could get me involved in some honey trap, maybe even Anthony Stoke’s plump Provo pal I exposed back in 2014 below
My Achilles heel is………
I love a good auld Soapy tit-wank
RECEIVING THEM, NOT GIVING THEM!
I’m not a “P00FTER” as sadly my bigoted, knuckle dragging Neanderthal enemies from the Roman Catholic Church like the hypocritical Cardinal Keith O’Brien would disgracefully call me and try to convert me back to being “straight”
Not just any old tits, I’m talking big ol’ natural ones!
None of yer silicone pish
I mean big natural hangers, big swinging milk jugs, big udders, big juicy fun bags a good old fashion pair of Greggs Belgian buns like these below
Before I go on, a couple of these lassies come from Ulster, Lisa Phillips and Cathy Patrick, does anyone of Ulster brethren know them?
I would love to sha………
erm meet them if they are up for it.
The last lassie is one of our own Stacey Owen was her name Scotland’s answer to Samantha Fox, so I’m reliably informed
She used to bounce about Panama Jacks in the toon possibly Si Ferry could ask Derek Ferguson if he ever bumped into her?
Anywho back on the ranch
Can I set up my own Rangers supporters group and promote my sexual kink at Ibrox?
Who would be up for joining my
Rangers Da’s for Soapy tit-wanks Rangers supporters club?
If you do
Post a comment in the section below.
Look, I will stop banging long and hard *FNARR FNARR about Rangers, let’s pick a random football team.
Let’s pick, oh I don’t know……
Let’s Partick thistle for example.
You can picture the scene at this season’s AGM, and the penny whistles Chairman is Charing it.
“Hello Ladies and Gentlemen……….
Sorry, our vice-president has informed me that after 50 years of devoted service to our beloved club I now have to resign with immediate effect as I have disgracefully misgendered you.
If you see my wife, tell her I love her and the kids, but I can’t go on with the shame I will be stepping outside the AGM to commit hari-kari“
Vice-President
“Sorry about that folks…….. it’s OK to call you folks, right?
Ooooft that’s a relief
welcome to our AGM here at Firhill
Right, we have had a wonderful year, so we will start by taking questions from the floor….
Yes you Sir, the man in the PVC outfit, yes you“
Man in the Audience
“MMMMMMMUUUPH MMMMMMMMM MMMMM UMMPPPHHH”
Vice-President
“I’m sorry sir, but we are unable to hear you……”
Man in the Audience
” Oh sorry I forgot to unzip my mask……..
I’m always doing that.
Good evening everyone
I’m a Mr Lana Wolf’s’sex slave69 from the pressure group, GIMPS for Partick thistle and the most of us who are allowed to speak find the lack of diversity towards the GIMP community not being represented in our first team is nothing short of scandalous….
I mean, you wouldn’t treat any other members of society like thi..”
Another Man in the Audience
“Sorry, but we at stealing women’s knickers of washing lines and sniffing them Partick Thistle fan’s group can no longer remain silent during this deceitful propaganda”
Vice-President
“I’m sorry sir…. it’s OK for me to call you sir, right? This is not your turn to spea….”
Another Man in the Audience
“NO!
I will not be silent, It is US of the bicycle seat sniffing Partick Thistle branch who have been marginalised at Partick Thistle for too long now!“
And on and on and on it goes, just like Graham Spiers’s alter ego on the Rangers Tax Case blog.
Where does it all end?
Look, I get it
It is all about the phrase
“To be it, you have to see it.”
Well, hopefully one day in the near future, us in the downtrodden Rangers Da’s for Soapy tit-wanks community can dare to dream to have one of us represented in the Rangers first team.
But hang on there was a paedophile ring at Celtic Football club for 50 odd years that the Media TV Newspapers Radio the Police Scottish political society did nothing to highlight it for years and ….
It never did them any harm getting paedophiles to join their ranks.
I started this post about the Rangers v Blackpool game being played down south, but some in our support rather than support our team would like to stand around in a circle jerk and virtue signal instead.
Yip, despite NOT supporting their team against a team that is the only club in the UK who has an openly homosexual football player.
THE VERY EXAMPLE OF
“IF YOU CAN SEE IT, YOU CAN BE IT”
They spent it at Glasgow Pride.
Look, I will say this once
The people who you are virtue signalling to with your circle jerk…….
HATE YOU!
THEY DESPISE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE!
You are a Rangers fan!
You are the Devil incarnate!
For all those reading this from outside Scotland.
Who can’t believe what I report about Scotland under the TYRANNICAL rule of Nicola “cum oot the fucking closet” Sturgeon.
All the ill’s of Scottish society can be laid at the front door of Rangers Football club
Yes you read correctly, everything from domestic violence to stolen water fae churches
It’s all the fault of a football team that kicks a pig’s bladder aboot wearing blue down Govan way.
P.s
As I have said before I am a tolerant peace loving Christian, and although I do not partake in your modern day Sodom and Gomorrah I still don’t go out my way to get it cancelled.
If only you would do the same with other marches that go on at this time of year.
THE MAN THE BHEASTS CAN'T TAME 