Well that title is not totally correct as Rangers have always been great.
It should read DONALD J TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE RANGERS WIN THE LEAGUE TITLE AGAIN!
But that’s not as snappy a title also not as good for click bait.
Cant say much on this right now but it’s something I’ve been monitoring for quite a while on the down low and with certain noises coming out of Ibrox I believe they are on the same wavelength.
I’ll let you in on a wee bit of with this screen grab of an email from the Don when he was on the Presidential campaign trail with Mike Pence
Titled
– SEPTEMBER 28 2016 –
FOLLOW THE MONEY: DENIS O’BRIEN – ANOTHER CORRUPT CLINTON FRIEND.
If you have ever seen this email it looks like one of my blogs with different type fonts, Bold types, the ubiquitous use of the ol’ “”‘s to infer something dodgy
Infact when I first saw it I had to take a double take that it wasn’t one of mines LOL.
Cant say to much but it appears that a certain Denis O’Brien has been a very naughty man.
For those of you who are Rangers fans and don’t know who Denis O’Brien is. He is Malta based Irish billionaire Celtic shareholder and close pal of Celtics defacto owner Dermot desmond.
He is also an arch globalist and George Soros “bum boy”
You see Denis O’Brien and Dermot Desmond have been making a lot of enemies and they don’t come bigger than the leader of the free world.
There is no better time to put this out than with the imminent arrival of the President of the United States of America’s visit to the U.K coming here on Friday.
Dont listen to all this shite about he’s a “Racist” in organs controlled by Dermot Desmond’s Independent News & Media (INM)
Here’s a man of colour who knows the score below.
If you want to start digging search for my blogs on Haiti which appeared just days before the Clinton foundation closed for good.
Anyway more on this later but to end I would like to paraphrase the great man himself. Raise your O.K hand sign and repeat after me.
IT’S GONNA BE GREAT SOOOOO GREAT. THE FUTURE’S BRIGHT THE FUTURE’S ORANGE!
First and foremost lets get this oot the way a message to all those suddenly new found Swedish fans that frequent that IRA slop house………. I’m sorry I mean traditional Irish, deedly dee, to be sure, to be sure, craic having pub.
ABBA all of you Agnetha Fältskog, Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad,
Björn Borg,
The chef fae the muppets,
IKEA in Braehead
Victoria Silvstedt–we have beaten them all.
We have beaten them all.
“Henrik Larsson can you hear me? Henrik Larsson , I have a message for you in the middle of your ITV punditry.
I have a message for you:
We have knocked Sweden out of the football World Cup.
Henrik Larsson, as they say in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York:
Your boys took a hell of a beating!
Your boys took a hell of a beating!”!
Well done England on your win
I wasn’t seething with Hatred nor was I trying live vicariously through them when England beat Sweden 2 0.
I was just meh.
Just the same as I when I watched Croatia beat Russia on penalties apart from wonder strikes that I applauded, and nearly got me off my seat, nearly. I was just full of meh!
No skin in the game.
Right I promised myself I was going to tell you why I hate that 3 lions song.
Well HATE is probably to strong a word vehemently dislike would be a better way to describe it.
But as You will soon read it has nothing to do with Fitbaw or any anti-English jealousy.
First things first. Right if you’re in a Pop/Rock band and there’s only 3 of you and David Baddiel isn’t the ugliest. Then you really have fell oot the ugly tree and hit every branch oan the way doon.
And they still shift millions of records!
I mean have a right royal swatch of that 3 Lions motley crew below.
It’s like the start of a really bad joke.
A Roman catholic, a Jew and a………. well I don’t know really what that guys meant to be.
He looks like all the leftover bits from the Jim Henson muppet factory stuck together very quickly.
A vertically challenged wookie maybe?
An ugly Ewok we will go for right
A Roman catholic, a Jew and an ugly Ewok go into a recording studio and 20 odd years later they are still coining it in winding up bitter Scots, Irish and Welsh.
Second thing.
The fucking standard of the singing.
I mean all you Neo-Jacobites instead of taking an aneurysm of sheer hatred and smashing yer telly or radio. Actually listen to the standard of singing.
It is as woeful as it is fucking laughable.
With Frank Skinner,down with the kids in the mid 90’s with his Hip, trendy up to date topical George Formby/ the dad from Steptoe and son warbling to Baddiel’s utter desperate attempts to sing.
Best bit is the 2nd verse he “sings”
“I still Remember that tackle by Moore
And when Linker Scored
Bobby Belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing”
Seriously if you can watch 1 of the live performances on youtube I think I watched a Top of the pops one recently and I will tell you I was creased up on the floor in anticipation of that tone death screech
“And NoBby DaNCinG” Line fae Baddiel.
It’s as Excruciating arse cringingly painful as it is LOLZA!
The biggest Joke about Baddiel is he’s a Jew in comedy that isn’t funny!!
No! No! I’m not being Anti Semitic. I love all yer Jewish comics all the greats Yer Mel brooks’, Yer Jackie Masons, Yer Joan Rivers, Yer guy fae Curb yer enthusiasm, Yer Woody All………………Yer guy fae Curb yer enthusiasm.
Oh and Lenny Bruce. A man I take great inspiration from you see he was attacked, harassed by the Police, Roman catholic supremacist and bigots in the 1950’s for highlighting the hypocrisy full blast and lacerating the Catholic church:
“Why are there Puerto Ricans starving in New York while Cardinal Spellman was wandering round wearing a $8000 ring?”
Nothing really changes then?
Third thing
These basturts despite being 3 of the most ugliest people in Pop would’ve got groupies.
I’m serious before David Baddiel was hanging on the coattails of Frank Skinner he hung on the coattails of a guy called Rob Newman.
And he used to boast about the groupies that would come to the back stage doors at their “Comedy is the new Rock n Roll concerts”
If that doesn’t give one deep resentment and misogyny for women and a hatred of the power of here today gone tomorrow cache of fame then I don’t know what will!
I’M JOKING, I’M JOKING!
It might’ve been grown consenting legal aged men that he was talking about at backstage doors.
Seriously David Baddiel’s Laddish boasting and behaviour from the 90’s caught up with him when he straddled his moral high horse to give us all a lecture on misogyny only to be reminded that he posed with a scantily clad glamour girl for Lads mag Loaded. In which it appears Devout Roman catholic frank Skinner is trying to grab the said scantily clad glamour girl’s top from her.
Seriously Frank Skinner used to be a raving Alcoholic. I mean real shit the bed stuff. But he’s sober and turned to religion well done for him.
Sadly for us it’s the Protestant hating one
Very bitter, as well the basis of this whole Back England is that noone south Hadrian’s wall gives a fuck about Scottish fitbaw so for Frank to be so nuanced shows he must have attended a few KSC meetings.
I talked about Top of the pops earlier.
Jimmy Savile was probably still stalking the corridors of the BBC back in the mid 90’s with impunity.
He might’ve even introduced the gruesome threesome onto the show surrounded by young impressionable, buxom, nubile, fame blinded females.
David Baddiel would’ve been around mid 30’s and Frank Skinner about 40 years old
Lets just imagine what that would look and sound like I won’t do the impersonation ……..oh right I will.
“NOW THEN, NOW THEN. Eeeeeeeuuuurggghhh. Jangle jangle. Have we got a show for you. We’ve got 3 “Young” lads. Messrs Skinner, Baddiel und Broudie with the tip top top of the pops song THREE LIONS, hows about that then? Eeeeeeeuuuurggghhh”
And it’s not just in the 90’s. Everytime England get to a major final those 3 cunts get wheeled out and I’m not just talking about when England are at the vinegar strokes of the competition I mean the month before, the lead up, the build up in the vain hope that England might actually fucking do it!
If England get to the 2048 and they haven’t bloody won the fucking God damn thing. I fully expect these cunts to be wheeled out on hospital style beds with drips coming out of their arms and on Life support and they will still be getting asked for their autographs by small kids.
I mean if this lot below where Plumbers, sales reps and accountants would you get into a car with them?
All us have been doing it wrong forget climbing up the greasy ladder or knocking yer pan in all week to buy loads of Bacardi Breezers for a wee bit of consensual sex in the 1990’s. We should have all just grunted inanely
into a fucking microphone and bingo Bobby Moore is yer fucking cash cow Uncle.
As Dire Straits once sang “Money for nothing and yer chicks for free”
Anywho enough of my cheap jibbing.
Back to what Messrs Skinner, Baddiel und Broudie would call the “Jocks”
Maybe if you fucking neo-Jacobite, British hating bastards, that have hi-jacked the Scottish national team with yer bull shite xenophbic Anti-English politics -just as the extreme right wing hi-jacked the English team in the 80’s and 90’s- got as angry at Scotland not qualifying for a major European or World cup competition for, and get this, JUST OVER TWENTY FUCKING YEARS! Like you do over that cunting 3 lions song. We might’ve got to one!
Ironically we’ve spent the same time not qualifying for major tournament as that bloody 3 lions song was shat into existence.
A double whammy.
I will be dealing with this subject of how we can make Scotland qualify for major tournaments again in the next exciting edition of this blog. Then maybe, just maybe we as a national team would do better.
Ah well It’s World cup time again or as us cunts in Scotland call it 4 weeks in June and July.
And one thing that’s getting oan my tits is that fucking three lions song.
No not the song (well that’s not entirely true and I will get too that at the end) I mean the absolute seething HATRED and I mean ANTI-ENGLISH hatred you get by the like of that British hating cow (pictured above) who frigs hersel senseless watching that English Red coat cunt whipping and shagging that Jacobite cunt on that Outlander program.
She actually tweeted a while back to watch OUTLANDER as it will force Indyref two or words to that effect………FFS
Well she has a point I mean for a TV program that’s about an English bint played by an Irish tart Actress going back in time by the means of a stone circle to shag a Scottish Highlander who is savagely beaten by her Husband in the 1940’s ancestor it is more steeped in Historical fact than that Rabid anti-Semite, Roman catholic Supremacist, Drug taking, Alcoholic, poison dwarf Mel Gibson’s film BRAVEHEART that inspired the first.
Anywho as someone who pops in and out of Outlander ( a bit like much of the actors pop in and out of each other) I thought the plot was that the Highlander guy (played by a yank or something) was trying to fuck up the French/Italian “Bonnie Prince Charlie” as the English bint knows he’s the worst thing to hit the Scottish Highlands since BBC ALBA?
Anywho back to the HATRED of Three Lions.
And I really do mean the HATRED of three lions.
I’m talking publicly funded BBC Scotland’s Stuart Cosgrove sitting in front of his computer in his underpants at 2 in the morning pretending to be his dead Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Granny that came to Scotland cause Ireland couldn’t provide for her a way of life, having an aneurysm at anything he perceives to be British and Protestant seething HATRED.
Do you know Stuart Cosgrove used to be head of diversity at Channel 4?
Which included the direct anti-British protestant quote from Cosgrove that….
“One time we were through at Hearts, and we were at Falkirk station on the way, on the same day Rangers were playing Falkirk. It was h*** galore -thousands of them, and there were maybe 40 of us in the CYS from Perth. We got on the train at Falkirk station, we just opened the windows as it started moving, and gave them ‘Orange wankers’ and all the rest of it, and of course as soon as we were moving – the train stopped and started moving back into the station! The driver must have been a h** or something.”
But it’s not just semi-illiterate Perthshire farm hands he saves his sectarian venom for oh no dear reader.
The News of the World reported that “Scots radio star Stuart Cosgrove was booted off a station platform by cops for singing anti-Rangers songs” reported as “have you seen a handsome h**, No, No.”
Cosgrove reportedly responded to this in his newspaper column by saying, “can anyone truly say they have seen a handsome h**?”
This is Stuart Cosgrove pictured below
You want to feel old?
That’s what Wee Jay looks like now!
Do you know Stuart Cosgrove used to be head of diversity at Channel 4?
What is the reason for this anti-English/British hatred?
The simple answer is…….
YOU HATE ENGLAND MORE THAN YOU LOVE SCOTLAND
“Ah but English hate us as well so they dae, by the way”
I hear you say.
Let’s have a look at the roles in reverse shall we.
What is the Scottish version of Three Lions?
500 miles!!!
Well here’s some of those “Dirty English Basturts” absolutely fucking giving it laldy below
Yer David Walliams
Yer Matt Lucas’
yer Johnny Ball’s,
Yer kid oan David Beckham’s,
Yer David Bellamy’s,
Yer Dusty Bin’s,
Yer Tony Blackburn’s,
Yer Stan Boardman’s,
Yer Basil Brush’s,
Yer Bob the Builder’s,
Yer Bucks Fizz’s,
Yer Cannon and Ball’s,
Yer Bob Carolgees & Spit the Dog’s,
Yer Jasper Carrott’s,
Yer Keith Chegwin’s, (Rest in peace brother)
Yer Tess Daly’s,
Yer Bobby Davro’s,
Yer Carol Decker’s,
Yer Sally Dynevor’s, (Her fae Coronation street that plays the maw to her that looks like a blow up doll & has wean tae that cunt fae celtic wi the super noodles oan his heed)
Yer Lesley Garrett’s,
Yer Paul Henry’s,
Yer Frazer Hines,
Yer kid oan Elton John,
Yer Burt Kwouk’s,
Yer Bonnie Langford’s,
Yer Eddie Large’s,
Yer Michael Le Vell’s (Him that plays the Da to her that looks like a blow up doll & has wean tae that cunt fae celtic wi the super noodles oan his heed & who also played for Celtic in a testimonial and was up on child rape charges but was TOTALLY admonished ………the cunt fae Coronation street not Scott Sinclair that is)
Yer Limahl’s,
Yer Kenny Lynch’s,
Yer Des Lynam’s,
Yer Timmy Mallett’s,
Yer Jennie McAlpine’s (Fat Ginger wan that sews the knickers in yon Coronation street)
Yer Bill Oddie’s,
Yer Paul O’Grady’s,
Yer Postman Pat’s,
Yer Wendi Peters’,
Yer Robert Powell’s,
Yer Rod, Jane and Freddy’s,
Yer Rupert the Bear’s,
Yer Showaddywaddy’s,
Yer Status Quo’s,
Yer Frank Sidebottom’s,
Yer Sonia’s,
Yer Willie Thorne’s,
Yer Kate Thornton’s,
Yer Dave Lee Travis’ (oft least said about that cunt),
Yer Martin Tyler’s,
Yer Pete Waterman’s,
Yer Elton Welsby’s,
Yer June Whitfield’s and Yer Gary Wilmot’s.
Have a fucking swatch at all these “Dirty Sassenach BASTURTS” (as all you McGlashan’s fae Absolutely little Scotlander type cunts would call them)
They are all having the time of their lives singing to a Scottish anthem.
Do you think any “Dirty English basturt” would be absolutely seething (and I mean Stuart Cosgrove sitting in front of his computer in his underpant at 2 in the morning pretending to be his dead Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Granny that came to Scotland cause Ireland couldn’t provide for her a way of life, having an aneurysm at anything he perceives to be British and Protestant seething) when 500 miles comes on?
WOULD HE OR SHE FUCK!!!!
One thing Irvine Welsh got right was Rentons soliloquy in Trainspotting.
It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!
Some hate the English. I DON’T
But even when he got it right he got it wrong.
Scotland was not colonised by the English!
Our King James the sixth of Scotland became James the first, the King of England, Scotland and Ireland.
Our Parliaments became one when our SCOTTISH people on the make for their own bit of EMPIRE using Slave labour sought a piece of land in the central Americas and it was an absolute fucking disaster that led the English parliament bailing us out.
NO COLONIZING ABOUT IT!
And You see it’s not shite being Scottish, it’s not even shite being Scottish under this SNP clown circus masquerading as a parliament
It is truly brilliant being Scottish if you know about her from her ancient History of her clans, to the Celtic (thats Celtic with a K sound) Christian Church. Until it was usurped by the ROMAN Catholic church Until she was brought back on to her rightful path under the GREATEST EVER SCOTSMAN THAT LIVED
JOHN KNOX!
You wont and will never hear of this great Man under DER SCOTTISH NATIONALIST SOCIALIST PARTY!!
The even tried to whitewash the anniversary of arguably the greatest event that happened in Scotland, the Reformation from History in 2010 by inviting in ON YOUR MONEY in these austere times a Demon masquerading as a God on earth, who covered up Child rape on an industrial scale and is now is in hiding in the Vatican because if the auld cunt ever leaves he will be arrested by multiple countries law enforcements.
I’m talking about the cunt on the right not the left!
The cunt on the left (who was uber pro Scottish independence) escaped temporal Justice by hiding out -and get this- by hiding out “IN THAT BASTURT ENGLAND”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m digressing yet again back to being a proud Scot.
To the Scottish Enlightenment which couldn’t have happened without John Knox laying the building works centuries before that every child should be made literate by reading the Bible in his own tongue and that they from the youngest to the eldest eligible age from every town and village should be made to go to school.
You see other religions (or should that be rackets) unlike the Church of Scotland were so paranoid that they would rather keep their people no better than beasts in the field.
Which led to Scotland -being along with other things- the Engine Room of industry and the Empire and her sons and daughters spreading the Lords good word throughout the four corners of the world.
Which going back to the World cup gave birth to Arthur Mcpherson son of Glasgow shipyard owners who gave birth to Football and also Tennis in Russia.
Anywho let’s get back to this Three lions song will I be singing it?
WILL I FUCK!!!
But not from some jingoistic little Scotlander way as i will explain in the second part of this blog.
NO!
I will be singing the new more catchier one
Southgate you’re the one!
“Looking back on when we first met, I cannot escape it, I cannot forget.
“Southgate you’re the one. You still turn me on. Football’s coming home again.”
You know why?
Well Big Gareth dusted himself from personal disaster of missing a penalty in his ain midden of Wembley and this is not hyperbole when you talk about mental stress in professional sports.
I mean just look at the state of that IRA cunt Neil lennon going lah lah pretending to be an aeroplane like the div kid in the school playground when his Hibernian side managed to draw with the mighty Glasgow rangers at home after us so kindly giving them a 3 goal start.
No big Gareth dusted himself down got on with his life and not only that got himself the England job and is doing very well for himself with a young inexperienced team.
All you English hating Tartan Army fuckwits should sing that song too!
You know why?
Because it will remind you of yer favourite moment from Euro 96 Big Gareth missing a penalty!
Because yer favourite moment aint super Ally McCoist scoring an absolute screamer in a win against Switzerland like mines is!
THE MAN THE BHEASTS CAN'T TAME 